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Saturday, 28 February 2009

  • http://www.ktla.com/landing_mostinteresting/?Man-Dies-After-12-hour-Viagra-fueled-Org=1&blockID=225251&feedID=1080

    "Man Dies After 12 Hour Viagra Fueled Orgy"

    People ask me fairly often why I always write songs about death.  And it's things like this that influence me.  Maybe I'm just hoping whenever I kick the bucket, I go out as great as this guy

Sunday, 22 February 2009

  • This is an experiment.
    Well maybe not so much an experiment but kind of a trial.
    Does this sort of thing work?
    If I get drunk enough.
    And you get drunk enough.
    And we spend the night dancing.
    And I say "How about dinner?"
    What do you say?
    Do you think I'm asking because I'm horny?
    Because you just spent 45 minutes grinding with me to Lil' Wayne songs?
    I mean that's the point of everyone going out dancing isn't it.
    Mixing hormones and emotions.
    Trying to find a new person SOMEWHERE out there.
    What if I think you're a nice girl.
    And you're pretty.
    Girls like spontaneity.
    Girls like decisiveness.
    That's what I keep hearing anyway.
    Reports are thus far inconclusive.
    And maybe this won't work out in the long run.
    But maybe, just maybe, it'll show me that I've still got it.
    Whatever it is.

    Twelve hours after I responded to your incredulous text message.
    Was I serious?
    Or just drunk?
    And you respond to mine.
    And now I sit here on my bed.
    Watching my phone.
    "Call me."
    "Call me."
    Ring.
    Hello?

Saturday, 14 February 2009

  • Valentine's Day
    First one I've been single in awhile.
    And you know what I was cool with it.
    Really.
    Now I'm not so much anymore.
    I'm kinda drunk right now.
    So this is one of THOSE posts.
    Just skip past and keep reading your PAPS crap.
    Nothing to see here.
    I think, deep down, I'm a good person.
    I think I'm a pretty okay boyfriend.
    I mean I would be.
    And I was.
    Sure I'm a little clingy and all.
    But its how I express how much she means to me.
    But no.
    I mean really.
    I'm single.
    I can't really meet anyone, there's no one to meet. 
    I met one girl who was great.
    I asked her out.
    She shot me down.
    Said she "liked what we had".
    I am really good at being "just friends".
    Isn't that what a boyfriend is?
    A really good friend?
    And now she tells me how she's thinking about going out with my nemesis.
    NEMESIS.
    Because though everyone thinks he's an asshole.
    And she thinks he can be.
    She sees something good in him.
    Its just how he reacts to the world.
    He's a good person inside.
    I'm a fucking good person.
    I bent my back for you and you just appreciate it.
    Thanks for appreciating me.
    Thanks for being the closest thing to help me get over what's been weighing me down.
    Thanks for just being the same as every other girl when it comes to me.
    I think I deserve somebody.
    I hate hearing about how wonderful a boyfriend I was.
    If I was so great.
    Why didn't you keep me?
    I have to go take a shot and go to sleep now.
    Thank god for chemical escapism.
    I'm hoping I sleep till Sunday.

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

  • Sorry I haven't been here for awhile.  I left the great wide world of Maryland and felt that since you weren't going to be seeing me, you wouldn't care about my random shit and try to keep up with my life.

    But I'm back at school.  My semester is going pretty much as planned, in that I'm not really doing much work (or eating, for that matter)  and mostly focusing on my budding music career.

    And well, the works' paid off.  At around 2 AM this morning, I got the final tracks for my debut cd.  I bought a web domain.  I polished up my websites.  I sent out e-mails to a whole bunch of venues.  I have four show dates for the spring!

    You can now find Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo online at:
    http://www.buffalobuffalobuffalo.com
    http://www.myspace.com/buffalobuffalobuffaloband
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Buffalo-Buffalo-Buffalo/18198447763
    http://www.reverbnation.com/buffalobuffalobuffaloband

    There is only one song up, but the album will be dropping in a month.  Please friend/fan/whatever me if you can!  I am in the "HAY LOOK I AM POPULAR" stage of sucking up to venue booking agents.

    jodip0107: i'm having byron's children, just fyi
    jodip0107: in case you missed the memo
    emy516: no i was going to
    jodip0107: totally have dibs
    emy516: fineee
    jodip0107: haha
    jodip0107: i win
    emy516: but hes MY soulmate.

    My music career is off to a wonderful start.

Saturday, 10 January 2009

  • WARNING:
    THE FOLLOWING IS A THOUGHT RELATED TO MY CURRENT 'LOVELIFE' SO TO SPEAK IN WHICH THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE READING THIS HAVE NOT BEEN INFORMED ABOUT, TOLD ABOUT, UPDATED ON, NOR LEARNED OF MY TRIUMPHS, TRIALS, AND FAILURES.  AS A RESULT, THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE MAY BE NONSENSE.

    Some things don't work out the way you want them to, but I think they work out the way they're meant to.

byronhulcher

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    • Name: Byron
    • Birthday: 4/2/1989
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 6/24/2004

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